A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins.

OMFG IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:17:00 -0400

OMFG IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD

himezawa: converse-universe: Just realised that the British...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:08:31 -0400

himezawa:

converse-universe:

Just realised that the British currency does this. Mind. Blown.

sssssssh

copyranter: How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:52:25 -0400

copyranter:

How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.

majortvjunkie: I just searched my first and last name on howmanyofme.com and I thought I would be...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:41:37 -0400

majortvjunkie:

I just searched my first and last name on howmanyofme.com and I thought I would be the only scott with my last name, but there are 2 in the united states and I got really mad! and then I googled my name to see if I could track down this other scott and I found out he lives in florida so I got really pissed off. but then I realized I’m named after my dad

h0llo: School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:29:36 -0400

h0llo:

School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick

disneyprincess10: amycoffeeface: My friend has identical triplet boys and she dressed them up as...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:27:56 -0400

disneyprincess10:

amycoffeeface:

My friend has identical triplet boys and she dressed them up as the boys from Brave.

I can’t not reblog this again sorry not sorry

Ok so I listened to your advice and call the girl back. She invited me to a café nearby so we could meet and so she could get her IDs back. When she arrived at the café I realised she was actually a HE. OMG. And she(he) would keep telling me how hot I was and all that stuff. She (he) even invited me over tonight but now I don't know what to do I'm kind of freaked out now that I know she's actually a man. HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS ON HER IDs GOD DAMMIT FUCK MY LIFE WHAT DO I DO NOW?

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:17:00 -0400

what

WHAT

IDK WHAT TO

WHAT

tu devrais pas. y'as pire. genre tumblr crash.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:15:00 -0400

i feel like the titanic i am sinkin

moi aussi j'ai d'la misère avec facebook.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:14:00 -0400

im cryin

10 minutes since the facebook crash i have become a zombie

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:13:32 -0400

10 minutes since the facebook crash

i have become a zombie

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:10:12 -0400

facebook just crashed and it’s the apocalypse

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:07:00 -0400

facebook just crashed and it’s the apocalypse

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:49:08 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:04:26 -0400

iamthebricklayer: deans-pie-at-221b: suddenly I’m moffat i...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:57:03 -0400

iamthebricklayer:

deans-pie-at-221b:

suddenly I’m moffat

i just screamed and im not even in the fandom HOLY FUCK

I FEEL SO BAD WITH MYSELF RIGHT NOW

NO SHUT UP STOP IT

"There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met, and 195 countries I have not visited...."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:50:33 -0400

“There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met, and 195 countries I have not visited. Yet I am stuck in this insignificant town, being pressured into making decisions about my future, when I barely even know who I am.”

- Unknown (via waterinflames)

sugarimdownandout: he is slowly becoming one of us

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:09:10 -0400

sugarimdownandout:

he is slowly becoming one of us

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:07:30 -0400

songofages: schazam: Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:54:33 -0400

songofages:

schazam:

Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial killers in all of history.

She was born into nobility and was highly educated but also very vain.

One day, infuriated, Elizabeth struck one of her servant girls so hard that some blood dripped from her face onto Elizabeth’s hand and she immediately thought that her skin took on a glowing freshness of her young maid.

Elizabeth believed she had found the secret of eternal youth. After this, women were abducted and hung upside down, while they were still alive and their throats were slit to prepare Elizabeth’s bath.

The Countess of Transylvania and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing hundreds of girls, with one witness attributing to them over 650 victims, though the number for which they were convicted was 80. Elizabeth herself was neither tried nor convicted.

Can I just time in here and say a few things, since half of what is written here is straight from the wikipedia page, which don’t get me wrong —it’s accurate— but extremely underwhelming.

“Elizabeth” Erzebet Bathory was so much more than some vain bitch who killed over 650 women, she was a vain bitch who could speak and write more than two languages, in a time where a woman writing one was unheard of. She was raised mostly by her very infamous openly bisexual aunt, and was a torturer and a murderer before she was 14 (rumored).

This woman was the person who made the villagers quake in both fear and revelation, that the courts refused to take action against when young girls started dissapearing, when bodies started being found. She OWNED the country, her family was richer then even the Lords presiding over it, she had all the say.

Her and her ‘accomplices” (which by the way, they were extremely trusted, and unlike her, they were executed without mercy when the truth came out), would gather village children who their parents practically threw their way in hopes of a better future, although the children would never live again. She didn’t only hang them, she caged them, used iron maidens, spears, so many different objects. And the whole ‘bathing in blood’ thing, although is technically can be true, that and the whole striking her maid is all exagerrated to add to the story. Her and her husband got off to killing, literally, they liked the screams. If she bathed in blood, it wasn’t to be younger, it was to enjoy their life ending. Not to say she wasn’t vain, but for good reason. She was considered the most beautiful woman in Hungary for all of her days.

And she technically was tried, although as I said before she practically owned the country, they couldn’t actually kill her. But she had killed another young girl of noble blood, and that couldn’t just be set aside. So instead of execution, they sentenced her to house arrest for the rest of her days, unable to punish her for all the women she had killed.

Also, she had three children, and regardless of her murderous ways it was said that she had been a wonderful, loving mother. Strange how the ‘vain blood mistress’ can be more than just, isn’t it?

I could go on and on about this woman, I’ve read and watched basically everything pertaining to her due to reports and essays that I wrote when I was younger, and even though she was a horrifying murderer, she deserves a bit more than ‘blood bitch’.

It’s also interesting to note that one of her descendents feels so bad about what his ancestor did that he donates blood as often as humanly possible.

onmyway-tofitness: healthy—-lovee: sowouldfinnick: inspiration...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:20:45 -0400

onmyway-tofitness:

healthy—-lovee:

sowouldfinnick:

inspirationbyinvitation:

Male feminists

Why the fuck doesn’t this have eight million notes? Get it together, tumblr.

Reblog every time.